The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks" Quotes
Marge: From now on the only witch in Lisa's life is which boy will marry her.
• Rating: Unrated
Skinner: It will be featured in the fifth grade play of the Crucible.
Superintendent Chalmers: Good seats still available and by that I mean seats in the back where you can fall asleep.
• Rating: Unrated
Chief Wiggum: Are you sure? Because we've brought you a lot of flimsy cases. Like that goat we accused of income tax evasion.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: Your honor, I'd like to enter something into the record.
Judge: Strangely, I'll allow it.
Bart: Ladies and gentlemen, I am a big dummy with a stupid job. I write down what other people say just like a big dummy would. Could the court reporter read that back?
Court Reporter: I'm a big dummy with a stupid job... hey!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Flanders [about Lisa]: Just as I feared, her Buddhism has led directly to witchcraft.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lisa: I am interested in learning more about Wicca. Are you a minority group as defined by Ivy League admissions?
Wiccan: Cornell and Dartmouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: I hate traffic, the band and the phenomenon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7