Homer: I won't say, but his initials are S.F.
Roz: Stupid Flanders.

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Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus

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She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.

Homer

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Sorry Ms Wyoming, I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons some other night.

Professor Frink

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If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.

Homer

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Marge, get my seal club, the big one.

Homer

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Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'

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Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?

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