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Homer: I won't say, but his initials are S.F.
Roz: Stupid Flanders.

Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus

She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.

Homer

Sorry Ms Wyoming, I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons some other night.

Professor Frink

If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.

Homer

Marge, get my seal club, the big one.

Homer

Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'

Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?

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The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 4 Quotes

Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'

Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?