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The Simpsons "Replaceable You" Quotes

Homer: I won't say, but his initials are S.F.
Roz: Stupid Flanders.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: You're my personal savior.
Ned: Thank you but i don't approve..
Homer: Hail flanders, mightier than jesus
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron. But at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over. In public. For no reason.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Professor Frink: Sorry Ms Wyoming, I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons some other night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer: If an emergency alarm goes off, there's ear plugs in the top drawer.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: Marge, get my seal club, the big one.
 • Rating: Unrated
Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'
 • Rating: Unrated
Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
 • Rating: Unrated

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Total Quotes: 8
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