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Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?

Woman 1: When will we meet the count?
Woman 2: Do you think he'll like us?
Man: I've heard rumors he's mysterious.

Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
Wiggum: It's always work with you.

(Angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!!!

Homer

Bart: Ay Carumba!
(outside the story)
Bart: That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (Laughs)

(While crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel isssssssssssss! (Falls in water, into a cage that locks up). D'oh!

Homer

Oh little mouse, you are only thing keeping me sane. (Eats mouse.)

Homer

Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards.

Rich Texan
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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 11 Quotes

(to Milhouse) Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!

Nelson

Thank you, masked vigilante. Your over-zealous homicide has saved me 80 cents. Now if you're not going to buy anything, please move along.

Apu
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