The Simpsons

The Simpsons "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times" Quotes (Page 2)

Bart: Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.
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Snake: Hand over your wallet.
Homer: You don't frighten me!
(Snake shoots Homer)
Homer: Or my wife!
(Snake shoots Marge)
Homer: Or my--
Marge: Shut up!
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Texan: Look at all them stars How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.
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Moe: I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.
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Judge: I sentence you to life.
Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
Judge: In prison!
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Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9 AM rat helmet.
Homer: 9 AM!?
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Dolph: (to Martin) You are so dead that you're alive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Milhouse: Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.
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Nelson: (to Milhouse) Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!
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Apu: Thank you, masked vigilante. Your over-zealous homicide has saved me 80 cents. Now if you're not going to buy anything, please move along.
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