The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 18 Episode 11: "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times" Quotes
Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?
Woman 1: When will we meet the count?
Woman 2: Do you think he'll like us?
Man: I've heard rumors he's mysterious.
Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
Wiggum: It's always work with you.
(Angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!!!
Homer
Bart: Ay Carumba!
(outside the story)
Bart: That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (Laughs)
(While crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel isssssssssssss! (Falls in water, into a cage that locks up). D'oh!
Homer
Oh little mouse, you are only thing keeping me sane. (Eats mouse.)
Homer
Outta my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards.
Rich Texan