Marge: The biggest change for me over the last 8 years that's gotta be Homer.
Homer: Marge, baby, I got a picture of you tattooed on my chest!
(he opens his shirt to reveal a skull with Marge's hairdo)
Homer: They had a sale on skulls.

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• Added: December 22, 2010

(Bart and Lisa ride dolphins)
Bart: Mine has a cup holder!
Lisa: That's a blowhole!
Bart: You're a blowhole!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Homer: I do open-casket caricatures. (looking at a man in a casket) Did he have any hobbies?
Widow: Get out of here!

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Manure for sale!

Homer

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• Added: December 22, 2010

Young Carl: I wish for world peace.
Young Barney: I wish for world war.
Young Carl: That would be cooler.

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• Added: December 22, 2010