The Simpsons "Stealing First Base" Quotes
Bart [about Skinner]: Hey, Willie, does he taste like failure?!
• Rating: Unrated
Nikki: I know CPR!
Bart: Nikki, no! I prefer a dead child to a law suit from your parents.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michelle Obama: That's right, Lisa, as an avid organic gardner I've read your blog.
Lisa: Flotus1 is First Lady of the United States, one.
Michelle Obama: Yes, I wanted just flotus, but someone had it.
Ralph: That's me because I swim with my flotuses on.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Superintendent Chalmers: By now you've haard that one of our fourth graders did something that 100 years ago would have been completely innocent but in today's over litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: We'll be sued into the poor house and we'll be forced to eat garbage the rest of our lives.
Bart: That's no problem, mom can make garbage taste great.
Marge: Thank you.
Bart: I mean it.
Marge: And it means the world to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: I need to talk about man stuff.
Homer: Talk to grampa, he used to be a man.
Bart: He did?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ralph: I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Bart: Where's Mrs. K?
Principal Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel had to go to Portland. Apparently the people she hired to deprogram her sister from that cult were an even worse cult.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8