The Simpsons "The Day the Earth Stood Cool" Quotes
T-Rex: T.V.? We don't own a t.v.
Lisa: I didn't know that was an option.
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Homer: No one judges my wife's thunder bags.
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Homer: Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.
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Terrence: You know there are now restaurants there with two locations. Not near my kids.
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Homer: Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you. I'm sexy. Young and sexy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7