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T-Rex: T.V.? We don't own a t.v.
Lisa: I didn't know that was an option.

No one judges my wife's thunder bags.

Homer

Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool.

Homer

The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.

Marge

Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.

You know there are now restaurants there with two locations. Not near my kids.

Terrence

Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you. I'm sexy. Young and sexy!

Homer
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