T-Rex: T.V.? We don't own a t.v.
Lisa: I didn't know that was an option.

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• Added: December 09, 2012

No one judges my wife's thunder bags.

Homer

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• Added: December 09, 2012

Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool.

Homer

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• Added: December 09, 2012

The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.

Marge

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Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.

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• Added: December 09, 2012

You know there are now restaurants there with two locations. Not near my kids.

Terrence

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Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you. I'm sexy. Young and sexy!

Homer

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