The Simpsons "The Great Wife Hope" Quotes
Marge [about Homer]: Is he okay?
Akira: He feels no pain. Oh I'm sorry, my English is not so good. I meant to say he feels only pain
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Lisa: This goes against every feminist bone in my body, but dad, can't you control your woman?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Homer [to Marge]: Of all the crazy things I've ever done, this is the craziest and you're doing it!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ticket Scalper: I am not a scalper, I'm just a dude whose 200 friends did not show up
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: Ultimate makes everything worse
Otto: Not frisbee!
Marge: Otto, don't you have a sack to hackey?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Homer [to Bart]: I know we saw awesome beatdowns tonight, but remember don't try this at home. Do it at the school yard, someplace where if you get hurt, we can sue. And not just them, but the school, the county, the state and that jackass Joe Biden
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Groundskeeper Willie: Come on ya pansies, I've seen fiercer fights in parliament
Sideshow Mel: What is this, prime minister's question time?
• Rating: Unrated
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