The Simpsons "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" Quotes
Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.
• Rating: Unrated
Mr. Burns: Take us out first. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Can you be my dad?
Robert: If your mom was a secretary, there's a good chance I am.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robert: There ain't enough bourbon in kentucky for you big guy.
Homer: Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.
• Rating: Unrated
Robert: I have to warn you, account men have no souls.
Homer: Woohoo! No more church!
• Rating: Unrated
Robert Marlow: In two weeks the only tie I'll be wearing will be for auto asphyxiation.
• Rating: Unrated
Krusty: Why can't i be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch. Except when he's off work.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8