The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 7: "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants" Quotes
Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.
Take us out first. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.Mr. Burns
I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.Bart
Homer: Can you be my dad?
Robert: If your mom was a secretary, there's a good chance I am.
Robert: There ain't enough bourbon in kentucky for you big guy.
Homer: Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.
Robert: I have to warn you, account men have no souls.
Homer: Woohoo! No more church!
In two weeks the only tie I'll be wearing will be for auto asphyxiation.Robert Marlow
Why can't i be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch. Except when he's off work.Krusty