Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.

Lisa

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• Added: January 04, 2015

Marge: Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor.
Homer: Fine.

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• Added: January 04, 2015

Wow, this place is completely alien, but everything's in English, just like Canada!

Homer

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• Added: January 04, 2015

Homer: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
Lisa: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
Homer: That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.

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• Added: January 04, 2015

They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.

Lisa

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• Added: January 04, 2015