The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 26 Episode 15: "The Princess Guide" Quotes
Princess Kemi: So, all these concubines belong to this one tyrant?
Homer: It's called The Bachelor.
Princess Kemi: I think he is a sweet, sweet man, but when I kissed him it was not romantic, more like when Snow White kissed Dopey.
Moe: No, no, not this comparison again!
Moe: Do you mind riding a cute little scooter with your arms around my waist?
Princess Kemi: I don't!
Moe: To the scooter store!
Homer: She's gone!
Moe: And she trashed my bar! Oh no, wait, she actually cleaned up a little bit. Good for her.
Sorry Marge, but I am the royal babysitter. If I start watching commoners, the tongues of the court will be a wag.
Homer
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