The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 21: "The Saga of Carl; Dangers on a Train" Quotes
Sorry, Carl, it's WWII all over again. America kicks Iceland's ass.Homer
And I'm 69 because people always laugh when you say "69." Hehe, no one knows why.Homer
Yeah, I always go with three, the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, Hunger Gamed in the womb.Moe
Patty: So, now you're going to get hit on by every loser in town.
Selma: And this town has losers like Mexico has headless corpses.
Hey those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one-star could destroy a "Mom and Pop" hardware in nothing flat?Homer
Just call me Borders Books cause I'll always be here.Homer
Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman.Marge