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Sorry, Carl, it's WWII all over again. America kicks Iceland's ass.

Homer

And I'm 69 because people always laugh when you say "69." Hehe, no one knows why.

Homer

Yeah, I always go with three, the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, Hunger Gamed in the womb.

Moe

Patty: So, now you're going to get hit on by every loser in town.
Selma: And this town has losers like Mexico has headless corpses.

Hey those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one-star could destroy a "Mom and Pop" hardware in nothing flat?

Homer

Just call me Borders Books cause I'll always be here.

Homer

Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman.

Marge
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The Simpsons Season 24 Episode 21 Quotes

Just call me Borders Books cause I'll always be here.

Homer

Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman.

Marge