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Their can do will bail out our won't try every time.

Homer

Homer: We're in the same boat.
Pharmaceutical Exec: My boat has me and hundreds of lawyers. Your boat is you and a lot of people with their eyes popped out.

Otto: You sell drugs, why can't you dress like that?
Drug Dealer: Cause I use them too idiot.

Bart: Are they robots?
Pharmaceutical Sales Rep: No, robots can develop human feelings. We're graduates of Arizona State.
Pharmaceutical Exec: I scoop them up by the Sorority.
Nerd: This is the nerd fraternity!
Pharmaceutical Exec: Drop them off in research.

What can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?

Grampa

That's great honey, if you were a boy you'd be a scientist.

Homer

Grampa: The television only has one channel.
Aide: That's a fish tank!
Grampa: You're a fish tank.
Aide: That was hurtful. I wish I was a fish tank, then I could filter out his nasty words.

Nelson: Did you find any gold?
Bart: Even better, the prospectors left naughty French postcards.
Nelson: Bart, this is fool's porn, I'll take it off your hands.

Chalmers: I recall you took a sick day of which you had none.
Skinner: I was gonna lose my foot...
Chalmers: Of which you have two.

Hey this is one of the planets in Star Wars.

Otto [upon arriving at desert]
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The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 15 Quotes

Chalmers: I recall you took a sick day of which you had none.
Skinner: I was gonna lose my foot...
Chalmers: Of which you have two.

Hey this is one of the planets in Star Wars.

Otto [upon arriving at desert]