The Simpsons

The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic" Quotes (Page 2)

Marge: Oh God! Someone carved swastikas on your eyes.
Homer: Oh Marge, I'm sure it was just some guy filled with hate.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emily: Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
Nathaniel: And to make a little meth money on the side.
 • Rating: Unrated

Old Man: I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.
Homer: Queer-strange or queer-gay?
Old Man: A touch of both. (Laughs crazily, then makes kisses in the air to Homer)
 • Rating: Unrated

Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.
Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.
Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse!
(Lisa gasps)
Fisherman: Yeah that's right! I know about Milhouse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The crew: (as a huge wave is about to crash over the boat) Shiiipwreck!
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Lisa: Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! (giggles) I always wanted to do that in a New England church.
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Sideshow Mel: I demand entertainment!
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Dolph: What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Marge: Homer, that's too much sugar.
Homer: It's not sugar, it's carmel!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: (About the Merry Go Round) Can I go again?
Homer: All night, baby.
(Bart and Lisa groan.)
 • Rating: Unrated

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