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Marge: Oh God! Someone carved swastikas on your eyes.
Homer: Oh Marge, I'm sure it was just some guy filled with hate.

Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.

</i> Moe

Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.

Ned Flanders

Homer: Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
Bart: In about two seconds.
Homer: Why you little--

Ooh, an institute!

Lisa

Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.

Homer

Lisa: Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
Bart: What about Brazil?
Lisa: After Brazil.

Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
Grampa: Thank you!
Homer: I was talking to the cat!

This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!

Kearney

Carl: Hey can you fix the sound?
Lenny: And the color?
Moe: And show it in a regular theatre?

Marge: This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! (his lawn chair collapses) Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!

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The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 10 Quotes

Carl: What's wrong Moe?
Moe: I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
Lenny: That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
Moe: Come on we got to save Homer!
Lenny: And Fausto!

Marge: Homer!
Lisa: Bart!
INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!
Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!

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