The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 18 Episode 10: "The Wife Aquatic" Quotes
Marge: Oh God! Someone carved swastikas on your eyes.
Homer: Oh Marge, I'm sure it was just some guy filled with hate.
Wow, even I ain't hopin' for porn.
</i> Moe
Tonight's G-rated jam is a silent film from my favorite yearYester.
Ned Flanders
Homer: Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
Bart: In about two seconds.
Homer: Why you little--
Ooh, an institute!
Lisa
Nice brush work, Emily. Nathaniel, you could learn a lot from her.
Homer
Lisa: Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
Bart: What about Brazil?
Lisa: After Brazil.
Homer: We left plenty of food so you won't starve!
Grampa: Thank you!
Homer: I was talking to the cat!
This movie isn't silent! I can hear it sucking!
Kearney
Carl: Hey can you fix the sound?
Lenny: And the color?
Moe: And show it in a regular theatre?
Marge: This is so exciting! Watching a movie outside with the whole town.
Comic Book Guy: Yes, thank you for talking to one of us like we just tuned in! (his lawn chair collapses) Ooh, a fat man falls! Real original!
