The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 18 Episode 10: "The Wife Aquatic" Quotes
Marge: Homer!
Lisa: Bart!
INS Man: Portuguese Fausto!
Fausto: Ay! Yi! Yi!
Carl: What's wrong Moe?
Moe: I just got this strange feeling Homer's in trouble.
Lenny: That's weird I just got this strange feeling some guy I don't know named Fausto is in trouble.
Moe: Come on we got to save Homer!
Lenny: And Fausto!
I think the hook is touching my brain.
Homer
Marge: (About the Merry Go Round) Can I go again?
Homer: All night, baby.
(Bart and Lisa groan.)
Marge: Homer, that's too much sugar.
Homer: It's not sugar, it's carmel!
What the hell is a radish, anyway? It's like an apple did it with an onion.
Dolph
I demand entertainment!
Sideshow Mel
Repent! Repent! Before it's too late! (giggles) I always wanted to do that in a New England church.
Lisa
(as a huge wave is about to crash over the boat) Shiiipwreck!
The crew
Fisherman: We brought them in by the boatload day and night. Then one day, they were gone.
Lisa: Maybe you just over fished them.
Fisherman: Maybe they under-spawn.
Lisa: Maybe you killed them all!
Fisherman: Maybe the fish killed themselves!
Lisa: Maybe you should be ashamed of yourself!
Fisherman: Maybe you should marry Milhouse!
(Lisa gasps)
Fisherman: Yeah that's right! I know about Milhouse.
Old Man: I say let him fish it off. These waters are so barren, by the time he pays off the debt; he'll be as old and as queer as I am.
Homer: Queer-strange or queer-gay?
Old Man: A touch of both. (Laughs crazily, then makes kisses in the air to Homer)
Emily: Mr. Simpson, we'd do anything to help a stranger who claimed a vacation here 30 years ago.
Nathaniel: And to make a little meth money on the side.
