The Simpsons "To Surveil With Love" Quotes
Queen Elizabeth: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Oh, mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Milhouse: Is the yellow one lemon or pineapple?
Lunchlady Doris: It's your pet canary
• Rating: Unrated
Jimbo's Girlfriend: Oh great. Make me look easy in front of the voice.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: Who wants feet steak?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Homer: Hey, boy. Whatcha' doin?
Bart: Experimenting with my butt.
Homer: Heh heh heh. My little Einstein.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Chief Wiggum: Now, just follow a little formula called PB & J. Peer at the monitor. Be judgmental. And jot it down. One way to remember that is A-B-C. Always Be Considering PB & J. But the single most important rule is the four As. Always Act According to A-B-C.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chief Wiggum: You are all that rare combination - prying but not pervy.
• Rating: Unrated
Mayor Quimby: Is this what the framers of the Constitution would want?
Wally: Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, and this is exactly what I want.
• Rating: Unrated
Principal Skinner: Ralph Wiggum will be standing in for your lectern.
Ralph: I'm a furniture.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9