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The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XXII" Quotes

Ned: Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.
 • Rating: Unrated
Bart: Traitor. How dare you betray me on me on the planet that got me laid?
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: For further communication I will require more beans.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: Halloween - the one time of the year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.
 • Rating: Unrated
Homer: I'm the floor. I can't move. So far a normal Sunday morning...
 • Rating: Unrated
Marge: I take your sugary sweets and give you healthy items...
Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lisa: Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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