Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.

Ned

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• Added: October 31, 2011

Traitor. How dare you betray me on me on the planet that got me laid?

Bart

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• Added: October 31, 2011

For further communication I will require more beans.

Homer

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• Added: October 31, 2011

Halloween - the one time of the year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.

Homer

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• Added: October 31, 2011

I'm the floor. I can't move. So far a normal Sunday morning...

Homer

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• Added: October 31, 2011

Marge: I take your sugary sweets and give you healthy items...
Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union.

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• Added: October 31, 2011

Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.

Lisa

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• Added: October 31, 2011