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Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.

Ned

Traitor. How dare you betray me on me on the planet that got me laid?

Bart

For further communication I will require more beans.

Homer

Halloween - the one time of the year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.

Homer

I'm the floor. I can't move. So far a normal Sunday morning...

Homer

Marge: I take your sugary sweets and give you healthy items...
Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union.

Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room.

Lisa
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