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(In "Bad Dream House," the man from the moving company finishes unloading the Simpsons' things.)
Moving Man: That's all of it. Sign here!
(Homer signs a paper on a clipboard.)
Homer: There you are my man. And a dollar for yourself.
Moving Man: (Muttering to himself.) A buck. I'm glad there's a curse on this place.
Homer: Huh?

(A scene from "The Raven.")
Homer: (Chuckles) Though thy crest by shorn and shaven, thou--
Narrator: I said.
Homer: --art sure no craven, ghastly, grim and ancient Raven wandering from the nightly shore--Tell me. Tell me what thy lordly name is on the night's Plutonian shore!
Narrator: Quoth the Raven.
Bart: (Interrupting) Eat my shorts!
Lisa: Bart, stop it! He says "nevermore." And that's all he'll ever say.
Bart: Okay, okay.

(In "Bad Dream House" Homer calls up his realtor after he finds out the house was built on an Indian burial ground.)
Homer: Mr. Ploot, Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing. You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground! (Pause) No, you didn't! (Pause) Well, that's not my recollection! (Pause) Yeah? Well, all right, goodbye!
(Homer hangs up the phone and turns to his family.)
Homer: He says he mentioned it five or six times.

(Kang and Kodos show off the amenities on their spaceship.)
Kang: And over here is our crowning achievement in amusement technology: an electronic version of what you call table tennis.
(Kang shows off a video screen that features the vintage video game Pong.)
Kang: Your primitive paddles have been replaced by an electronic--
Bart: Hey, that's just Pong. Get with the times, man.
Homer: Marge and I played that old game before we were married.
Kang: Well, we did build this spaceship, you know.
Kodos: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel, raise your hand.
(Kang and Kodos each raise a tentacle. Bart raises his hand, but Homer slaps it down.)
Kodos: All right, then.
Marge: Sorry. Your game is very nice.

It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. You can't help but feel a little rejected.

</i> Lisa
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Evil Spirit: Get out.
Marge: What on earth was that?
Homer: Probably just the house settling.

I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars!

Marge
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