The Simpsons

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Well, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend? Look out, you. You who were once so proud! Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!

Mr. Burns

It's all here, and it's all backwards!

Homer

Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchucks?

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Hello Jerry, remember last month when I paid back that loan, well now I need you to do a favor for me.

Homer

Bart: When do we get to break blocks of ice with our heads?
Akira: First you must fill your head with knowledge. Then you can hit ice with it.