The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 25 Quotes
Moe: Read 'em and weep. The novels of Charlotte Bronte.
Carl: I thought we were playing cards.
Homer: You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive but it's worth it.
Homer: I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can ever quite fill.
Bart: Therapy, please.
Lisa: Me too.
Marge: I'm a Schwarzenegger wife!
Homer: But you're also the housekeeper. so it's all good.
Eduardo: Did you hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?
Homer: I wish.
Marge: I feel kind of melancholy.
Homer: Hmm...melon-collie.
That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I'm going to call you kettle corn.
Ned
Willie: You want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern?
Lisa: No, this is good.
Willie: Well, this knave's got to carve something.
Marge, they knew what they were getting into when their parents sold them to the circus.
Homer
Don't pester the rich. I don't hand out candy, you son of a grinch.
Burns
Now hop on my cycle, there's nothing to fear. And we shall have candy...and maybe some beer.
Homer
When I look at people I don't see colors; I just see crackpot religions.
Wiggum
