The Simpsons Season 25 Quotes
Come back, I'm a clown. I can't afford to look ridiculous.Krusty
Homer: Marge, did you replace our regular mirror with a magical mirror from a mystical salesman at a weird store that if we went back to find it it wouldn't be there anymore?
Homer: Marge, who would give up eating steak in the matrix to go slurp goo in Zion?
Marge: We don't have that movie here.
Oh, they're so cute when they're Duplo.Homer (on Maggie)
It's not selling out. It's co-branding. Co-branding!Homer
Oh, why are you doing this to me booze, I drank every kind of you.Homer
Lenny: Why do they call this a yard of ale?
Carl: Easy, after you drink it, you're passed out in a yard.
Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call at my arraignment for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?Homer
A minute of fun a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.Bart
Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.Bart
You used up all your clones you fat, fat, fat reckless, fat pig.Frink
Marge:You can live with your no good son.
Bart: Hey, what did I do?
Marge: Nothing for thirty years. You're perfect for each other.