The Simpsons Season 25 Quotes
Bart's usually first in line for taco night, but now he's muy tarde. Is it alright to say tarde?Marge
Homer: Pressure is how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.
Marge: I don't have any diamonds.
Homer: Quit pressuring me!
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If God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible. The first one sold pretty well.Homer
Lisa: Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.
Chief Wiggum: Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
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Marge: Don't you think the parts that aren't evil, are a little...pretentious.
Bart: Absolutely...we're talking about Lisa, right?
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Todd: We took the pledge.
Rod: We won't have sex until we're married.
Todd: To each other.
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Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.Ned
Beware, rabbits. I spy with my transplanted eyes.Burns
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Lisa: How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?
Marge: What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?
Lisa: Not to.
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