United States of Tara

United States of Tara Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 11: "To Have And To Hold"

Tara: The internet is the worst thing invented for family secrets other than DNA testing.
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Tara: Don't forget to be yourself.
Kate: Ha ha and ha mom.
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Kate: Kate plus eight goes on a date.
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Tara: I meant what I said when I forgive you for what happened.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 10: "Open House"

Tara: Life is long and you're my man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: Everyone's a taker - everything's a thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: Hey do you know anyone who's happy?
Marshall: No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara and Charmaine's mom: Oh honey, you're so pretty, but you've always made decisions like an ugly girl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lionel: I feel so bad for breeders. Being gay is like living in a buffet.
Marshall: And people say romance is dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tara: Do you do that to me? Make up wildly heightened emotions just to manipulate me into being there for you?
Charmaine: Of course not. Only to mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: I get it your rich - whoop didily dee...Zack can have anything he wants.
Zack: That remains to be seen.
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Tara: Will having a little f**king grace kill you?
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Charmaine: Superman slept with someone else?
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Tara: Completely believable explanation.
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Season 2 Episode 9: "The Family Portrait"

Tara: What's going to happen to us - what's going to happen to our family?
Max: I don't know. I don't know.
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Marshall: Nothing too splashy and in your face?
Lionel: I might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful.
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Lionel: You're so wrong it's adorable.
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Lionel: Sometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.
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Shoshanna: Max is very much in need right now of a firm gentle hand. Trust me, I know what to do.
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Shoshanna: I'm like the cockroach, I persist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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