I'm green like that.

Kate

Oprah ruined vajayjay.

Kate

Max could you do me a favor and hot glue gun her lips together please?

Charmaine

You made out with your BFF? Your beef?

Kate

I'm gonna f**k up your face Duane.

Tara: Is every single thing just lurking beneath the surface?
Charmaine: I hope not.

He kissed each one of my eyelids. It was as close to perfect as I ever felt.

Lionel

You and me. Me and you. Sister's keeper through and through.

Tara and Charmaine

The internet is the worst thing invented for family secrets other than DNA testing.

Tara: Don't forget to be yourself.
Kate: Ha ha and ha mom.

Kate plus eight goes on a date.

Kate

I meant what I said when I forgive you for what happened.

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United States of Tara Quotes

Katie: Nice whale-tale.
T: Quite hating. You wish you had all this.

Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.

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