United States of Tara Quotes
I'm green like that.Kate
Oprah ruined vajayjay.Kate
Max could you do me a favor and hot glue gun her lips together please?Charmaine
You made out with your BFF? Your beef?Kate
I'm gonna f**k up your face Duane.
Tara: Is every single thing just lurking beneath the surface?
Charmaine: I hope not.
He kissed each one of my eyelids. It was as close to perfect as I ever felt.Lionel
You and me. Me and you. Sister's keeper through and through.Tara and Charmaine
The internet is the worst thing invented for family secrets other than DNA testing.
Tara: Don't forget to be yourself.
Kate: Ha ha and ha mom.
Kate plus eight goes on a date.Kate
I meant what I said when I forgive you for what happened.