Favorite United States of Tara Quotes
All I've done is be good to you. All I've ever done is be good to you.
Max
Tara: What happened to your neck?
Max: A door-to-door werewolf.
On you know what I realized this morning? My bedroom window overlooks the Hubbard backyard and it has quite a view!
Charmaine
Max: Hey buddy, just in time for a little Billy Jack time.
Marshall: Starting to hate you.
Marshall is dating a girl? I guess that makes sense on opposite day.
I think it's supposed to be hard.
Courtney
I don't trust these small town locals - I am too...
Max: Who's the parent around here?
Kate: No one!
I just can't tell him I am transitioning again.
But my fiancé wasn't even in town then.
Charmaine
Gloria: The food-service industry is a hotbed of sexual impropriety. It's basically institutionalized. That's why people work at restaurants. It's not uncommon for young waitresses to develop feelings for their manager. It's okay if you blew him. Did you blow him?
Kate: No. I didn't.
That's right! This is where they all end up! In Hell! A hell far worse than you ever could've imagined. Homos! Racists! Gavin Newsom! Movie stars! Vegans! Butt-fucking fruits!
Demon Tour Guide
