United States of Tara

United States of Tara Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 7: "Dept. Of F'd Up Family Services"

Kid in comic store: What are you?
Linda: She's Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
Kid: What?
Kate: What to take a picture with me?
Kid: What are your super powers?
Kate: I don't have a vagina.
Kid: Come on let's go to Popeye's and get some chicken.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Courtney: You brought your boyfriend? I was hoping we would do this like Europeans where I wouldn't have to meet him until your funeral.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tara: (about their house) How is it?
Max: When was the last time you were in New Orleans?
Tara: Okay - I am on my way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 6: "Torando!"

Tara: There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Max. There is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shoshannah: After all these years, Tara, it's time to get out of the basement.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shoshannah: You're not worried about Neil's baby, are you? Dancing won't shake that thing loose.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: We are like the dumbest nation on the whole planet. I think it has something to do with freedom. We're very free, so we're very free to be stupid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: It's pretty amazing how much she's like the real Shoshannah.
Charmaine: If by amazing, you mean makes you wanna shove a stick in your mouth, then I totally agree.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shoshannah: Your anger is a very pretty costume, Kate. Just like your costume is a costume.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alice: This reminds me of those church lock-ins I attended as a girl. No necking, children.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: Break up with Crazy Pants!
Marshall: I'm trying.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall : She says she wants to be a celibate power couple.
Kate: Celibate power couple? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Charmaine: Hey, is that 10 gallons of water or are you just happy to see me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Marshall: Courtney, how do I put this? I don't wanna touch your breasts, and I don't wanna put my boner in...
Courtney: I know!
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: The therapist she located is her!
Shoshannah: It's confused.
Max: F**kin A. And it sucks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "Doin' Time"

Charmaine: I want my wedding pictures with Nick, but I want my wedding night with Neal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kate: (to Marshall) I saw your girlfriend earlier, did you kick her like a meth habit?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pammy: I don't know your wife, I had a thing for Buck.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: (Referring to Kate) I thought you said your mom was psycho.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charmaine: As a family we are completely fu**ed.
 • Rating: Unrated

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