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You're so wrong it's adorable.


Sometimes other peoples sh*t is just theirs.


Max is very much in need right now of a firm gentle hand. Trust me, I know what to do.


I'm like the cockroach, I persist.


Other people are real Marshall, you can't just f**k around with other people. We are all real.

He left him there like a cone.


Tara f**ks over a lot of people. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.


Pammy: You were worried about me?
Max: Yeah I was.

Tommy Bahama is like Ed Hardy for sixty-five year old fat men.


I gave up on the white floor bright light scene a long time ago and I feel much better here.


God stop with your pimping actions - just let a young man live his life.


I f-ed up okay - I so f-ed up, but please don't put me out on the streets. Help me believe in love.

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United States of Tara Quotes

Katie: Nice whale-tale.
T: Quite hating. You wish you had all this.

Max: Is Mom here?
Marshall: Yeah. I mean Mom's here... but I'm not sure Mom's here.