Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Caroline: Vicki Donovan?
Vicki: Yeah, Caroline Forbes. Last time I checked, that was my name.
Caroline: I don't think we're the only ones working this case. I forgot how pretty she was.
Bonnie: I tell you what, I'll talk to Vicki. You talk to your mom.
Caroline: No, she's not real, Bon.
Bonnie: No, but if I were you I would still have things to say.
Caroline: What do you say?
Liz: I'd say the vampire I've been looking for is my daughter.
I was almost really worried about you for a second. Then I got over it.
Sybil
Matt: That wasn't part of the deal.
Seline: Oh, well I forgot to mention the fine print.
You're right, little brother. I can forgive you for destroying our hometown because I'm not going to let it happen.
Damon
Damon: Update from the outside world.
Stefan: I don't care.
Damon: I do. I care so much it hurts, but it's a good kind of hurt because my lovely humanity is back on and I'm seeing the world through rose colored glasses.
Bonnie: Meet Justin Timberlake, audition for American Idol, be on MTV's Spring Break.
Enzo: High aspirations, indeed.
Bonnie: Okay, don't mock my tweener self.
Stefan: Really?
Bonnie: Oh, let go of me.
Stefan: What do you care what happens to Elena, huh? In a minute you're going to be dead, anyway.
Bonnie: And you are going to be human.
Caroline: I feel like Mystic Falls just isn't as safe as it used to be.
Matt: Tell me about it. Is that ancient tupperware?
Caroline: [laughs] Elena, Bonnie and I made our own time capsule when we were eleven. Buried it right under this tree and I cannot believe it is still here.
The clock is ticking on Stefan's life, but, by all means, give Matt a physical.
Damon
Damon: Just between us bad guys, has anyone ever earned their way out?
Cade: I wouldn't want to give you false hope.
