Favorite The Vampire Diaries Quotes
Kai: Don't you ever dream about time travel?
Bonnie: I would rather die of cholera than spend an afternoon with you.
Listen, we go in, we grab my mom, she flips Stefan's switch, he triggers Caroline, emotional dominoes, heyyyyyyy! Everybody wins.
Damon
Kai: Damn. Crocodile Dundee called. He wants his knife back.
Bonnie: You know, he's no longer a thing and neither is that joke.
Elena: Is this presentable attire by 1903 standards?
Damon: Whoa, who said you were coming?
Elena: To meet the woman who gave birth to the two epic loves of my life? Me.
Stefan: Neat, organized Caroline staying within the lines. Good at control, terrible at revenge.
Caroline: I dismantled your bike.
Stefan: I tore your director's head off with my teeth.
[to Caroline] You are an embarrassment to humanity-free vampires everywhere.
Stefan
Jo: I've thought about it and anyone named Alaric should not be allowed to name another human.
Alaric: I didn't name me!
Lily: Damon?
Damon: Hello, mother.
Elena: [to Lily] You've been in here for over a century.
Damon: Yeah, I would've come by sooner but I thought you were safe and sound in the family crypt. My bad.
It must be so exhausting overthinking everything, denying your own urge to kill and just be done with them.
Stefan
Jo: I'm marrying an idiot. You could have died today.
Alaric: As opposed to any other day?
The more I have to think about, the less time I have to miss Bonnie.
Elena
