I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Damon

Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.

You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

Damon

My blood can literally destroy him. If that's not a sign that we're in a toxic relationship...

Elena

Elena: How come you're so much better at controlling it?
Stefan: Because I'm so much worse when I don't.

If Caroline was here, we'd have a full catered buffet by the side of the road...and a rainbow.

Elena

Why don't you do us all a favor and start dating Elena again?

Matt

I don't abandon the people that I care about.

Caroline

Can we talk about the irony of killing the only place dumb enough to hire us?

Matt

I will make it back to you. I promise.

Damon

You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.

Damon

Is it a crime for someone so good looking to be so sad all the time?

Silas [on Stefan]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.