I’ve saved you from metaphorical darkness and actual darkness. I think you owe me a beer.

Lexi

Elena Gilbert is the epitome of a fulfilled life.

Damon

Friendly advice, when you finally get the girl… don’t blow her up.

Alaric

Damon: I'm gonna barf.
Katherine: Great. Then my work here is done.

That's my brother Stefan. But I'd watch your tone with him because he's kind in the middle of a psychotic break.

Damon

I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.

Damon

Katherine Pierce's chickens come home to roost in the form of chickens. That's kind of brilliant.

Stefan

Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl?
Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.

Elena: You memorized my breakup?
Caroline: Of course I did.

If anyone is drinking to anyone's last days, it's me.

Elena

How am I the only person on the planet who's not having scandalous sex?

Caroline

Klaus: You're not the least bit interested in why I'm here?
Caroline: I literally just whooshed at the sight of your face… so no.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.