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Listen, I hate my brother. And you hate yours. But Damon's got Jeremy. Klaus has the sword. And Shane has Bonnie. You and I are the only ones left with nothing. You said it yourself, right? Whoever finds the cure first gets to decide what to do with it. So what do you say? You want to be partners?


Now I know why those hybrids hated you. You are annoying.

Damon [to Klaus]

So, vampire Elena is a trollop who likes bad boys, which explains why Stefan reeks of alcohol.


It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon.


Why are my least favorite people always the most durable?


Rebekah: Do you still love Stefan?
Elena: Yes.
Rebekah: Are you still in love with Stefan?
Elena. No.

When he looks at me, all he see is a broken toy.

Elena [on Stefan]

I didn't sleep with Damon because of the sire bond. I slept with Damon because I'm in love with him.


Damon [to Jeremy]: I'm updated our relationship status to: It's Complicated.

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