Listen, I hate my brother. And you hate yours. But Damon's got Jeremy. Klaus has the sword. And Shane has Bonnie. You and I are the only ones left with nothing. You said it yourself, right? Whoever finds the cure first gets to decide what to do with it. So what do you say? You want to be partners?

Stefan

• Permalink: Listen, I hate my brother. And you hate yours. But Damon's got J...
• Added: January 18, 2013

Now I know why those hybrids hated you. You are annoying.

Damon [to Klaus]

• Permalink: Now I know why those hybrids hated you. You are annoying.
• Added: January 18, 2013

So, vampire Elena is a trollop who likes bad boys, which explains why Stefan reeks of alcohol.

Rebekah

• Permalink: So, vampire Elena is a trollop who likes bad boys, which explain...
• Added: January 18, 2013

It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I love you, Damon.

Elena

• Permalink: It's the most real thing I've ever felt in my entire life. I lov...
• Added: January 17, 2013

Why are my least favorite people always the most durable?

Rebekah

• Permalink: Why are my least favorite people always the most durable?
• Added: January 17, 2013

Rebekah: Do you still love Stefan?
Elena: Yes.
Rebekah: Are you still in love with Stefan?
Elena. No.

• Permalink: Do you still love Stefan? Yes. Are you still in love with St...
• Added: January 17, 2013

When he looks at me, all he see is a broken toy.

Elena [on Stefan]

• Permalink: When he looks at me, all he see is a broken toy.
• Added: January 17, 2013

I didn't sleep with Damon because of the sire bond. I slept with Damon because I'm in love with him.

Elena

• Permalink: I didn't sleep with Damon because of the sire bond. I slept with...
• Added: January 17, 2013

Damon [to Jeremy]: I'm updated our relationship status to: It's Complicated.

• Permalink: It's Complicated.
• Added: January 17, 2013

April: You asked me to take notes:
Rebekah: I wasn't being literal, darling.

• Permalink: I wasn't being literal, darling.
• Added: January 17, 2013