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Stefan Salvatore. Why Stefan? Why didn't you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both? Like Katherine did.

Elena: Who's my father?
Isobel: Not important. He was a teenage waste of space.

I was a little too distracted by my dead vampire wife to ask any questions.

Alaric

You failed John. I'm gonna take it from here.

Have fun with Mystic Queen. I know I did.

Damon

Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.

Isobel [to Elena[: As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm, you're doomed.

Don't look for any redeeming qualities. I don't have any.

I like being a living dead person.

Damon
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