Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Elena: You were like this other person, and it's my fault.
Stefan: You didn't do anything. You were saving my life.

If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.

Damon

Tyler: The guy's not even subtle about it.
Matt: Who is that?
Tyler: It's not my mother.

Alaric: She's human.
Damon: And I'm not. So I don't care.

I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong.

Damon

You should turn me because I don't have anything else.

Jeremy

Damon: Am I leaving anything out?
Alaric: The part where I try to kill you again, but this time I don't miss.

Frederick: Pearl says we're not here for revenge. I say: that's exactly what we're here for!

Elena: What do they want with him?
Damon: Revenge.

I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge.

Damon

Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.
Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

Dracula was a complete wuss. Never showered. Very smelly.

Anna

How long are you gonna blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire?

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 17 Music

  Song Artist
Let Me Take You Out Class Actress iTunes
I Was Wrong The Morning Benders iTunes
Resignation Studies The Silent League iTunes