Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

I hate fighting with you, even when it's fake.

Elena

Damon: I don't want peace.
Stefan: Consider it opposite day.

I tried to kill a werewolf, I failed. Now I feel like I'm not living up to the version of my best self.

Damon

Katherine: Bad day.
Damon: Bad century.

Stefan: I'm starving.
Elena: Spending a day with your jealous ex will do that.

I already killed you once, I can easily do it again.

Katherine [to Caroline]

You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin hot.

Caroline

Damon: I always pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason: I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were.

Stefan: They were your friends, they were your family and you sold them out.
Katherine: Without blinking.

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

Werewolves are practically extinct. They mainly exist in books and really bad movies.

Katherine

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.