With any luck, you'll be freshly compelled and back in your own bed tonight.

Caroline

I was afraid you were gonna be some beast master with no affinity for pain.

Damon [to Mason]

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

Your search for life's purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.

Damon

It's you and me, Stefan. Always.

Elena

What you did for Caroline's mom? That's the Damon who was my friend.

Elena

Liz: My daughter is gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.

You're my friend.

Damon [to Liz]

Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

I know what you're doing.

Jeremy [to Tyler]

Damon: I don't peace.
Stefan: Oh. Consider it opposite day.

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]