The Vampire Diaries Quotes
I'm not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.Stefan [to Alaric]
Damon has no regard for human life. He enjoys inflicting pain on others.Stefan
Damon: What happens to the bodies?
Katherine: I'll take them into the woods and the other animals will finish them off.
If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.Damon
I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.Damon
Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.
You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.Elena
Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.
I'm stuck at punch duty at the school dance. I failed English. I copped a plea.Jeremy
Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?
First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.Alaric
Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!