Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!

I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire.

Alaric

His name is John, but I call him jackass.

Sheriff

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon

Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Damon

Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Elena: You were like this other person, and it's my fault.
Stefan: You didn't do anything. You were saving my life.

If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.

Damon

Tyler: The guy's not even subtle about it.
Matt: Who is that?
Tyler: It's not my mother.

Alaric: She's human.
Damon: And I'm not. So I don't care.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon