Elena: The Gilberts aren't crazy.
Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you're not one.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you?
John: We used to sleep together.
Jenna: I'm standing right here!

I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he's still a vampire.


His name is John, but I call him jackass.


I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.


Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.


Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Elena: You were like this other person, and it's my fault.
Stefan: You didn't do anything. You were saving my life.

If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.


Tyler: The guy's not even subtle about it.
Matt: Who is that?
Tyler: It's not my mother.

Alaric: She's human.
Damon: And I'm not. So I don't care.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.