Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.

Jules: I want the boy more than I want vengeance.
Brady: Let's get both.

I'm a good guy now, remember?

Damon

We live by a code of loyalty. We take care of each other. It's my duty and honor to help you. Please let me.

Jules

Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.

Damon [to Stefan]

We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!

Damon [on John]

Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

John: Coffee?
Elena: We did that last night. No more avoiding.

Rose: It doesn't mean I can't be a special friend.
Damon: I think I like you.

Damon: You sure you can do that?
Rose: I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.

Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure

Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!

Caroline

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.