I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.

Damon

He's a bit of a blood-aholic.

Caroline [on Stefan]

Mason Lockwood? Werewolf thing aside, the guy's a surfer.

Damon

There's Damon and whoever Damon is using, and those people always end up dead.

Elena

With any luck, you'll be freshly compelled and back in your own bed tonight.

Caroline

I was afraid you were gonna be some beast master with no affinity for pain.

Damon [to Mason]

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

Your search for life's purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.

Damon

It's you and me, Stefan. Always.

Elena

What you did for Caroline's mom? That's the Damon who was my friend.

Elena

Liz: My daughter is gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.

You're my friend.

Damon [to Liz]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.