Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

I know what you're doing.

Jeremy [to Tyler]

Damon: I don't peace.
Stefan: Oh. Consider it opposite day.

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

I hate fighting with you, even when it's fake.

Elena

Damon: I don't want peace.
Stefan: Consider it opposite day.

I tried to kill a werewolf, I failed. Now I feel like I'm not living up to the version of my best self.

Damon

Katherine: Bad day.
Damon: Bad century.

Stefan: I'm starving.
Elena: Spending a day with your jealous ex will do that.

I already killed you once, I can easily do it again.

Katherine [to Caroline]

You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin hot.

Caroline

Damon: I always pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason: I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.