Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.

I don't get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?

Caroline

Caroline killed someone. I can't make it easier for her to do that again.

Bonnie

If werewolves exist, where the hell are they?

Damon

Alaric: You did kill her brother.
Damon: There is a huge asterisk next to that statement: he came back to life.

Why did Katherine do this to me?

Caroline

I came back to this town to start a life with you. We can't forget to live it.

Stefan

[to Bonnie] This isn't us.

Elena

I'm human. I have to do human stuff. Otherwise, I'm going to go crazy.

Elena

Elena: It's not going to get any easier, is it?
Stefan: No. It's not.

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or zombies. Werewolves.
Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.