I like being a living dead person.

Damon

Elena: Why are you doing this?
Isobel: I'm showing you how easy it is for me to hurt the ones you love.

Don't say anything. You're a dick. End of story.

Matt [to Tyler]

I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Damon

Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Damon

Elena: Human life means that little to you?
Isobel: It means nothing to me. It's just being who I am.

Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?

Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.

Alaric: How could I not search for you?
Isobel: Because I wasn't lost, Ric.

John: What do you think your mother would say if she knew you were dating a vampire?
Elena: Which mother?

You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.

Damon

If I just give myself over to the blood, I can make that pain stop. Every day, I fight that.

Stefan

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.