Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Damon: What are we doing here?
Stefan: Bonding.

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Caroline

You could always just leave, find another town to turn into your own Gas 'n Sip.

Stefan

I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.

Jenna

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

Elena: A simple 'I didn't kill my brother text would have sufficed.'
Stefan: I didn't kill my brother.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Damon

It does dead flesh good.

Damon [on coffee]

Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.

Stefan

I have to kill him.

Stefan [on Damon]

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]