The Vampire Diaries Quotes
I have to kill him.Stefan [on Damon]
I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.Caroline
Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.
Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
Stefan smiles. Alert the media!Damon
Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.
Turns out Vicki is just like our mother. I can't count on either of them.Matt
Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.
Elena is warm and kind and caring and selfless and it's real. When I'm around her, I completely forget where I am.Stefan
You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.Lexi
I'm a witch.Bonnie
Bonnie: I need to swear you to secrecy.
Elena: It's sort of a bad week for that sort of stuff.