The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 22: "Founder's Day"

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Bonnie: You saw what I was able to do tonight. I know who I am now. If Damon spills one drop of human blood, I'll take him down.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Damon: Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jeremy: Even I can't remember why, I still feel empty, alone. Making me forget won't fix it.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Stefan: I try so hard to hate him, I guess it's just pointless.
Elena: You care about him, so do I. But I love, Stefan.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Elena: I'm asking you not to.
John: That doesn't mean anything to me.
Elena: As my father, it should.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Elena: What can I do?
Jeremy: You can go to Hell, Elena.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 21: "Isobel"

Isobel: Stefan Salvatore. Why Stefan? Why didn't you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both? Like Katherine did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: Who's my father?
Isobel: Not important. He was a teenage waste of space.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alaric: I was a little too distracted by my dead vampire wife to ask any questions.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Have fun with Mystic Queen. I know I did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Isobel: You failed John. I'm gonna take it from here.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Isobel [to Elena[: As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm, you're doomed.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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