The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 1 Episode 5: "You're Undead to Me"

Jeremy: Why don't we choose not to get high?
Vicki: I hope you're not one of those guys who now that we're together tries to change everything about me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I'm stronger than you think.
Stefan: You always have been. But you're not stronger than verveine. And you know it. I'm sorry. It didn't have to be this way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Where's my ring?
Stefan: You won't be needing it anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: Caroline, help me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: I think there's something he doesn't want me to know, which makes me wanna know all the more.
Matt: Like he's a serial killer and keeps a clown suit in his trunk?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 4: "Family Ties"

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elena: How do you look in a suit?
Stefan: I can pull one off.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Damon: You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Damon: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Damon is trying to get you to turn against me.
Elena: Well then I guess it's working.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Elena: I burden you with all of my drama, and I want you to do the same.
Stefan: Thank you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 3: "Friday Night Bites"

Stefan: Katherine is dead. And you hate me because you loved her.... and that, my brother, is your humanity.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Elena [to Damon]: Let's get one thing straight: I am not Katherine.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Elena: Some things could matter again.
Damon: Maybe. But it seems a little unrealistic to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stefan: Salem witches are a great example of individualism and non conformity.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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