Damon: What's her damage?
Alarc: No damage.
Damon: Come on, Ric. It's a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.

Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.

Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

Stefan: Destroying Klaus is all I have left.
Elena: You had me!

To beat the villain, Damon. you have to be the better villain.


All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.


Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.

Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.

Even though I wanna put you first, before anyone, I can't. And I'm sorry.

Tyler [to Caroline]

Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.


The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.