Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?


I hate witches. They’re so fickle and passive aggressive.


Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

Vampires, hybrids and originals? No problem. My rebellious brother? I'm worried.


Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end.


None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.


Elena: He's gonna kill Jeremy.
Stefan: Not really my problem.

You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.


Rick, hey. When did you return to the living?


Damon: My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Elena: My brother just chopped of someone's head.

Damon: Take it from me: Strange is bad, dead is worse.

If I'm gonna feel guilty about something, I'm gonna feel guilty about this. [KISSES ELENA]


The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.