I've got a ghost problem to deal with, Caroline. Save the Jeremy problem for later.

Bonnie

Elena: That's what they call it?
Jeremy: That's what Anna calls it. There's not an official brochure or anything.

Greetings, blondie. Witchie.

Damon

You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.

Damon

Uh-oh! It’s the fun police. I thought that Ripper Stefan was supposed to be the life of the party.

Elena

Elena: I know who you really are, better than anyone, Stefan. I am not giving up.
Stefan: Elena, do you have any idea how pathetic that makes you?
Elena : No, Stefan. It makes me strong.

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

Everything I like about me, is you.

Tyler [to Caroline]

Tyler: How did I get here?
Caroline: I brought you here. You were being a major d-bag.

Matt's trying to resurrect his dead sister! I think I'll go deal with that instead.

Bonnie

Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

No one's gonna hurt you, Elena. Especially not my brother.

Damon

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

It's your party. You can cry if you want to.

Damon

Hello, brother.

Stefan