Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.

I think you're witchy girlfriend is afraid you've run away with your ghostly lover.

Katherine

Elena is dating a vampire. You're a witch. My sister's a ghost. And I'm just a guy whose wondering how his life got so screwed up.

Matt

Elena: You don't have to hurt anybody.
Klaus: Oh, cone on love, of course I do.

Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.

Bonnie: Where are you going?
Elena: To super glue Alaric's desk shut. I'm making memories.

Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.

Rebekah: I am not a brat!
Klaus: A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.

I'm just a girl, looking for a partner in crime.

Katherine

You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again.

Bill Forbes

I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?

Damon

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes

It's your party. You can cry if you want to.

Damon

Hello, brother.

Stefan