The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Quotes
Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.
I think you're witchy girlfriend is afraid you've run away with your ghostly lover.
Katherine
Elena is dating a vampire. You're a witch. My sister's a ghost. And I'm just a guy whose wondering how his life got so screwed up.
Matt
Elena: You don't have to hurt anybody.
Klaus: Oh, cone on love, of course I do.
Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.
Bonnie: Where are you going?
Elena: To super glue Alaric's desk shut. I'm making memories.
Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.
Rebekah: I am not a brat!
Klaus: A thousand years of life experience says otherwise.
I'm just a girl, looking for a partner in crime.
Katherine
You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again.
Bill Forbes
I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?
Damon
Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!