True Blood

True Blood Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 11: "Soul of Fire"

Lafayette: Marnie just puked that bitch out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jess: I'm so sick of silverin' myself all day every day, being pissed off all the time. This is what PMS used to feel like.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Episode 10: "Burning Down the House"

Terry: Men without souls do not cry.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Marnie: This is not a possession. This is union.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Terry: You were too old for booties.
Andy: I wasn't too old for socks!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jessica: I don't care what happens, as long as I get to kill s**t.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Marnie [to Antonia]: Fate brought us together to fight evil. Did you really think no one was gonna get hurt?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Sookie: And if those people die?
Bill. It's war. It happens.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Eric: The other Eric is still here.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jess: F**kin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jess: I am not gonna glamour you just because you don't want to feel guilty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jess: We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: You sure?
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Episode 9: "Let's Get Out of Here"

Jason: I might be parrot-phrasing a little.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sookie: First of all, you guys are vampires. What's with all the morality?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sookie: I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dolphins or eating a whole pie without any consequences.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jason: Hoyt also said he came running out of the house with no pants on, so we need to get him pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bill: We can pray.
Alcide: Werewolf and a vampire? Who's gonna listen?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nan: There have been times, I'll admit, where it's occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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