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At what point does the guy whose house keeps getting hit by a tornado call it a day?

Sam

Arlene: We can't have sex?
Keith: Well then let's just dance.

How can you not believe in miracles and magic when they're happening all around us every single day? There's a miracle just out there just waiting for Bill. I just have to go out there and find it.

Sookie

You say you refuse to accept this, but what are you gonna do?

Jessica

You want Eric to be your fuckin' spokesperson for your vampire Jenny Craig commercials?

Pam

This isn't about capture and kill anymore.

Pam

Okay, so there's a fully stocked fridge with snacks. Sling is over there. Nipple clamps on the bedside table with some erotic oils and handcuffs. Dildos and toys are on the wall.

Violet

We don't know how much time we got left, it doesn't seem worth it to spend it with someone you don't love.

Sookie

I don't even believe in that word slut, it shames female sexuality and you know I'm against that 100%.

Holly

Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.

Arlene

You two got yourselves a sticky situation. You better deal with it quick before your grandkids are your step-grandkids first.

Arlene [to Holly]

Bill Compton is one tough motherf*cker. He's gonna beat this thing. I mean, hell, he was like a bonafide vampire God about 6 months ago.

Jason
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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

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