True Blood

True Blood Quotes (Page 2)

Season 5 Episode 10: "Gone, Gone, Gone"

Jason: I love yah Bubba.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hoyt: Please take this hurt away from me so that I can go on and have my life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Pam: Well fu-k me he can count past five.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Russell: All this talk and killing has made me positively ravenous. Who wants to go out and eat? Steve.
Steve: I could eat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 9: "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"

Steve: I've never had a pet. My father was allergic to everything but God.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sookie: I'll be fine as soon as I wash the pig out of my hair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: It is my job to protect sonofabitches too and vampers and shifters, werechickens and whatever the fu-k else is out there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Just because we drank a bitch together does not make us Oprah and Gayle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: There are two things I try to stay away from. Humans who eat a lot of fish and politics. So whatever comes next, we keep our heads down, our tits up and the blood flowin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lafayette: I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lafayette: Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: I don't speak techie!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: Please, I'm a thousand years older than you. Put your baby fangs away before you piss me off.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Russell: Should we say grace?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 8: "Somebody That I Used to Know"

Pam: You don't know me that well. My angry face and my happy face are the same.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Lafayette: Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Russell: Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses's cock, I am born again!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Russell: God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

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