True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?
Eric
Surely you know that everything that exists imagined itself into existence
Sophie-Anne
Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.
I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.
Pam
Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.
Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?
Pam
Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer
Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!
Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to time
Lafayette [after reciting a prayer]
It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?
Jason
Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?
You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.
Jesus
