True Blood

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True blood

You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?

Eric

Surely you know that everything that exists imagined itself into existence

Sophie-Anne

Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.

I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.

Pam

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?

Pam

Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to time

Lafayette [after reciting a prayer]

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.

Jesus

Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?

Jason

Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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