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True-blood

You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?

Eric

Surely you know that everything that exists imagined itself into existence

Sophie-Anne

Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.

I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.

Pam

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?

Pam

Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?

Jason

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.

Jesus
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