True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite True Blood Quotes
Believe me, my head is the last place you'd wanna be.
Sookie [to Alcide]
Bill: Vampires often turn on those who trust them you know. We don't have human values like you.
Sookie: Well, humans turn on those who trust them too
All you gotta do is drink this cunt's blood and this could all be over.
Jessica
Every human needs a vampire.
Bill
Whatever this is. Whatever you're doin. You don't get to hide behind the word fate.
Sookie
Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I'll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.
Pam
Tara: Sookie, let's go he is dead!

Sookie: No he's not. This (holds up goop) is what is left when a vampire dies.
I don't know how to start forgiving you. I don't know if I ever will.
Sookie [to Bill]
I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.
Summer
Summer: I'm just kidding; I'm not a vampire like your last girlfriend.
Hoyt: Girlfriend?
I'm trade you the red one for the blonde one.
Russell [to Bill]
Just because my fangs popped out doesn't mean I am going to use them on you.
Jessica
