He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.

Tommy

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As much as you wanna be human, I think I'm closer to meeting you halfway to vampire.

Sookie

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Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.

Sookie

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Like a moth to a flame she always returns to me.

Bill

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Mine is the true face of vampires!

Russell

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I'm already the best cop you got, Sheriff Andy Bellefleur.

Jason

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People love giving redheads tips - and I've always been the only redhead at Merlotte's.

Arlene

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A woman is only a woman. But a good cigar is a smoke.

King

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I wanna look like I can kick some serious ass. Which I can.

Sookie

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I can tell you're a sexual person, Hoyt Fortenberry... I know God wants girls to wait, but I'm right about you.

Summer

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Tara: What do you want from Sookie?
Franklin: You should be more concerned with what I want from you.

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Arlene, I want to marry you. And together we will surround that baby with more love than it can handle.

Terry

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