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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?

Pam

All you gotta do is drink this cunt's blood and this could all be over.

Jessica

Sam: I got nobody.
Tara: You got me.

I can eat who I want.

Jessica

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

Jason

Even as the cure, you're still the fucking problem.

Sookie [to Sarah]

Jason: But I can't get you out of my head. You probably hear that a lot don't you.
Eric: For a thousand years, only twice have I felt it in return.

Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

Eric

I mean... what the fuck?

Lafayette

Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

Listen close. I saved your f-king life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes. But if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium. Do you understand me?

Pam
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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?

Pam

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