From the very first moment that we met, you reminded me of what it was like to have my human heart. The problem was, it was only a memory. All I had was my darkness to give you in return.

Sookie [to Bill]

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric

Sarah: I'm a horrible person aren't I?
Pam: Yes dear you are.

I don't speak techie!

Eric

I'm a fairy? How fuckin lame!

Sookie

I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.

Pam

I'm tired of charring my ass on your back burner.

Sam

Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.

Pam

I mean... what the fuck?

Lafayette

Sook meet Violet, she's European.

Jason

True Blood Quotes

From the very first moment that we met, you reminded me of what it was like to have my human heart. The problem was, it was only a memory. All I had was my darkness to give you in return.

Sookie [to Bill]

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes