Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Should we say grace?


Pull over...pleeeease.


Eric: What?
Pam: Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah.

Kidnapper 1: That's gay.
Kidnapper 2: And playing with your titties in a car full of guys isn't?

Gus's man: You're a brave girl, brave and stupid.
Sookie: So I've been told.

Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.


Fuckin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat.


I'm so happy I could cry, but I won't cause it's gross when I do


It's like if a tree falls in the woods it's still a tree, ain't it?


As much as you wanna be human, I think I'm closer to meeting you halfway to vampire.


You want Eric to be your fuckin' spokesperson for your vampire Jenny Craig commercials?


True Blood Quotes

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?


The human Bible, it's little better than US Weekly.


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes