True Blood

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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Pam

Fuckin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat.

Jess

For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

Sookie

Arleen: Sh*t I'm pregnant again.
Lafayette: Hey, you forgot your rings.
Arleen: F**k the rings.

I can't, it's too gross and it's you

Sookie

What the hell went on last night?

Sookie

You gotta eat yah grease to beat the booze.

Lafayette

I might be parrot-phrasing a little.

Jason

Arlene: We can't have sex?
Keith: Well then let's just dance.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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