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True-blood

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?

Pam

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

Oh my God, I'm a republi-c*nt!

Pam

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Pam

Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?

Bill

Please take this hurt away from me so that I can go on and have my life.

Hoyt

That's Tara. She's all bark and, well, she bites, too.

Arlene
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