Sookie: You think I'm that stupid.
Eric: I think you're that human.

I should warn you - I fed.


This is not a possession. This is union.


Jason: What is it about you Crystal? Why do you make me feel this way?
Crystal: What way?
Jason: Like I'm home.

Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.

We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.


Jessica: Is that Bill?
Sookie: Not any more.

You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!


We fight like siblings, but we fu-k like champions.


Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

Tara: Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.
Sookie: Did you just call me a dumb bitch?

We have to go get him. Eggs needs to get out now! How many times have you put yourself in danger for the man you love? How come you get that option and I don't? I finally found a strong, beautiful man who loves me, and y'all wanna keep me from rescuing him because you're afraid I might get hurt? How hurt do you think I'm gonna be if we wait and something happens to him!

Tara [to Sookie]

True Blood Quotes

Jess: We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: You sure?

We fucked like only two vampires can.

Bill [on Lorena, to Sookie]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes