Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!

The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.

Lorena

Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.

Jason

I may be a whore, but I'm not stupid.

Sookie

If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret.

Eric

You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.

Eric [to Pam]

I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.

Eric

Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.

Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?

Bill

Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

True Blood Quotes

Oh I love a good execution.

Bill

Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes