I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

Screw your kisses and your hugs and your atta girls.

Sookie

These Hot Shot f---ers are so dumb they can't even make a werepanther right.

Jason

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

There's a town consensus about what kind of girl I am... they call me a danger whore.

Sookie

Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.

Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?

Say it with me! Conscious off - di*k on and everything's gonna be alright.

Andy

From the very first moment that we met, you reminded me of what it was like to have my human heart. The problem was, it was only a memory. All I had was my darkness to give you in return.

Sookie [to Bill]

You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!

Sookie

No matter how well you think you know somebody, they can still turn around and kick you right in the nut sack.

Alcide

You don't know what it's like to be standing in line at the bank and hear the guy behind you and how he wants to suck your toes.

Sookie

True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes