People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.


I might be parrot-phrasing a little.


Oh I love a good execution.


Woman #1: Are you sure she ain't a zombie?
Woman #2: Holy crap, now they're zombies!
Pam: I am not a zombie!
Woman #1: That's exactly what a zombie would say, 'I'm not a zombie.'

Come to think of it, I have been a little bit off my game lately.


Arlene: We can't have sex?
Keith: Well then let's just dance.

It's amazing what a little shut-eye can do to calm the nerves.


Have fun with your sluts!

Sarah Newlin

The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.


Are we seriously siting here discussing education reform?


Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?


Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.


True Blood Quotes

Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.

Eric [to Bill]

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes