I'll be damned. Maybe God loves fags!

Lafayette's mother

Oh I love a good execution.

Bill

Tara: Know what you sound like? One of those country songs about dumb bitches that let their men beat on them and cheat on them, all in the name of true love.
Sookie: Did you just call me a dumb bitch?

For more than a thousand years the world has been my oyster... I've lost my taste for oysters Pam.

Eric

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.

Go fu-k yourself Nora.

Eric

Life is supposed to add up to something not be some half eaten slice of pizza.

Sam

You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.

Lafayette

Never say never when there's the Internet

Sam

I heard about your maker. That blows

Sophie-Anne [to Eric]

Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

True Blood Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes