People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.

Alcide

I might be parrot-phrasing a little.

Jason

Oh I love a good execution.

Bill

Woman #1: Are you sure she ain't a zombie?
Woman #2: Holy crap, now they're zombies!
Pam: I am not a zombie!
Woman #1: That's exactly what a zombie would say, 'I'm not a zombie.'

Come to think of it, I have been a little bit off my game lately.

Sookie

Arlene: We can't have sex?
Keith: Well then let's just dance.

It's amazing what a little shut-eye can do to calm the nerves.

Sam

Have fun with your sluts!

Sarah Newlin

The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.

Lorena

Are we seriously siting here discussing education reform?

Russell

Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?

Pam

Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.

Pam

True Blood Quotes

Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.

Eric [to Bill]

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes