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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I'll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.

Pam

Save room for dessert. I ain't gonna tell ya'll what it is, but best believe it's gonna be flamin.

Lafayette

I'm a gay vampire American and I love you, Jason Stackhouse.

Steve

Guess that whole friendship things on hold.

Jessica

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

Eric

I'm a fairy? How fuckin lame!

Sookie

Steve: I will not negotiate with sub humans. Kill me. Do it. Jesus will protect me
Godric: I am actually older than your Jesus. I wish I could have known him but I missed it

Mister Northman, would you please come in?

Sookie

Jesus tits on Christ, this has got to be the worst night of my life.

Andy

Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric

True Blood Music

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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
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