I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

I don't speak techie!

Eric

I'll be damned. Maybe God loves fags!

Lafayette's mother

I'm trade you the red one for the blonde one.

Russell [to Bill]

Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.

Sookie

Hoyt: We can fight our natures together.
Jessica: It's too late.

Lafayette: Hey, Hookah. How you doin'? what are you doing here?
Tara: I work here.
Lafayette: Oh, no the hell you don't!
Tara: Oh, yes the hell I do too, you ugly bitch.
Lafayette: Shit. Sam must've lost his damned mind because you should not be allowed to work in no situation where you actually have to interact with the people

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

Eric

What am I thinking about right now - like in my brain.

Jason

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.

Jason

True Blood Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes