I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Lafayette

Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.

For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.

French waitress

Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.

Arlene

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

Just because my fangs popped out doesn't mean I am going to use them on you.

Jessica

FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.

Eric

Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.

I'm so sick of silverin' myself all day every day, being pissed off all the time. This is what PMS used to feel like.

Jess

Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.

Jason

Jason: I had sex with Jessica.
Hoyt: How?
Jason: Missionary, then doggy, then her on top. I mean, it was nothin' too kinky.

True Blood Quotes

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

Guess that whole friendship things on hold.

Jessica

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes