I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

I can eat who I want.

Jessica

I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.

Pam

Let's go, RuPaul.

Eric [to Lafayette]

I should warn you - I fed.

Bill

I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.

Lafayette

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric

Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.

Don't laugh too much. Wouldn't want your lips to fall off.

Marnie [to Pam]

Oh my God, I'm a republi-c*nt!

Pam

Well fu-k me he can count past five.

Pam

I don't speak techie!

Eric

True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes