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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Eric: I've tried trusting, I've tried sharing and it's just not fucking working for me. Now are you with me or not?
Pam: Oh I am so fucking with you.

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

It's been a long fuckin week and it's been a weird fuckin week.

Jason

I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.

Pam

God doesn't have to lead our lives and he doesn't have to walk in our shoes.

Reverend Daniels

I might be a vampire Bill, but I am also a girl. And what just happened down there isn't anything like what I dreamed about.

Jessica

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!

Pam

If you're feeling this nostalgic Bill, I gotta ask what the fuck? Cause to my mind nostalgia and suicide? Don't mix.

Sookie

Tell you what. Your god and my god can go to a motel and have a circle jerk for all I care. I'll be in Hell having a three way with the devil.

Pam

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?

Pam
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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Eric: I've tried trusting, I've tried sharing and it's just not fucking working for me. Now are you with me or not?
Pam: Oh I am so fucking with you.

True Blood Music

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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
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