Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

Eric

You can't trade magic like fuckin Pokeman cards.

Jesus

Oh I love a good execution.

Bill

You is the angel of death.

Lafayette [to Sookie]

Godric: You'll care for him? Eric?
Sookie: I'm not sure - you know how he is.
Godric: I can take the blame for that too.
Sookie: (smiles) Maybe not. Eric's pretty much himself.

Guess that whole friendship things on hold.

Jessica

Tara: My life sucks.
Sookie: Tara, don't you be feelin' sorry for yourself. That's just lazy.
Tara: But why can't I keep a job?
Sookie: Maybe because you can't keep your mouth shut.
Tara: Bitch, who asked you?

Bill: It's been a long night... don't feel like you have to
Sookie: Quit talking crazy
Bill: I just meant that I'd be satisfied to simply hold you
Sookie: I would not be satisfied. Not one bit.
Bill: What do you want, Sookie? Say it.
Sookie: I want you. Every which way. I just want you

It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?

Sookie

Please take this hurt away from me so that I can go on and have my life.

Hoyt

Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?

Hold the f-ck up! Is this therapy?

Pam

True Blood Quotes

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

Jason

The human Bible, it's little better than US Weekly.

Salome

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes