Popular True Blood Quotes
Lettie Mae: If only Miss Jeanette was still alive.
Lafayette [about Tara]: She don't need no backwards witch. She needs Thorazine and padded cell
I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.Summer
Arlene: I want you to promise me smoethin', okay?
Arlene: Someday, if I ever find another man, I want you to look inside his head and tell me everything that's in there.
Sookie: Uh... Arlene, it doesn't really work that way.
Arlene: Promise me, okay? Cause I have the worst taste in men
Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.
If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret.Eric
Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.Lafayette
God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.Russell
If you're worried about me seeing you naked, I have seen boy parts before and water ain't exactly opaqueDaphne [to Sam who's nervous about getting out of the water after skinny dipping]
Steve: On the final day of reckoning we'll see who goes to heaven and who goes to hell
Jason: I reckon I've already been to heaven... it was inside your wife
Sarah: Jason, I thought I loved Steve, but I never even knew what love was until you just showed me
Jason: Wow, that's uh.. intense
Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherfucker." Cool, right?Franklin