Popular True Blood Quotes
Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.
The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.Lorena
I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.Jason
I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.Bill
All I gotta do is marry my half-brother and let him breed me until I'm old or dead.Crystal
Respectfully Martha, your sone doesn't have a grave cause you all ate him.Alcide
Sookie: And... you and Diane dated?
Bill: We had sex once, just after she was made a vampire in the late 1930's.
Sookie: What? Gross. Bill, she so... they're all so...
Bill: Evil. Yes, they are. They share a nest and when vampires share a nest, they become more cruel, more vicious. They become laws unto themselves. Whereas vampires such as I, who live alone are much more likely to hang on to some semblance of our former humanity
We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.Pam
Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.Lafayette
I lived around a lot of places and Bon Temps is the only place I ever really felt safe.Sam
I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!Pam
Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.