True Blood

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True blood

I would never harm you.

Eric [to Sookie]

Zombies are the new vampires, didn't you know that?

Arlene

Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?

Lafayette

I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

Pam

Hoyt, I love you, too. Now drink my blood.

Jessica

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

Mine is the true face of vampires!

Russell

Jess: We didn't do anything wrong.
Jason: You sure?

I feel more love, I feel more acceptance in this hate group than I ever felt in church.

Hoyt

I love you, Bill, but after this Mississippi mess, I'd be crazy to just trust either of you.

Sookie

Tara: We need to talk.
Franklin: Don't say that. Women say that, everything goes black, and I wake up surrounded by body parts.

Sookie: Wait a minute. I thought you're supposed to be invisible in the mirror.
Bill: We started many of the mysteries about ourselves centuries ago.
Sookie: What about holy water?
Bill: It's just water.
Sookie: Crucifixes?
Bill: Geometry.
Sookie: Garlic?
Bill: It's irritating. That's pretty much it.

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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