I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.

Sam [to Tommy]

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

Hoyt, I love you, too. Now drink my blood.


Fuckin humans. I'm gonna go find someone to eat.


I would never harm you.

Eric [to Sookie]

For the love of God - vampires nothing but sh*t.

French waitress

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!


Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, they were shells; beautiful to look at but hollow once penetrated.


This is so embarrassing. I'd die if i wasn't already dead


Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.


Tara: My life sucks.
Sookie: Tara, don't you be feelin' sorry for yourself. That's just lazy.
Tara: But why can't I keep a job?
Sookie: Maybe because you can't keep your mouth shut.
Tara: Bitch, who asked you?

True Blood Quotes

Shit happens Holly, you clean it up.


Oh I love a good execution.


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes