Amy: Hey you. Listen, are you alright?
Sookie: Sometimes I wish I smoked, so you could sneak outside without anybody knowing something's wrong with you

Sam [about Bill]: Can't you see what he's like? How can you even think about being with him?
Sookie: Sam, my living room is wrecked! I've got a killer, a vampire and a shapeshifter on my plate. Right about now I'm not thinkin' about being with anybody!

Sam: Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!
Sookie: They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one

Hoyt: I ain't never done it... with a girl I mean
Jessica: What have you done it with?
Hoyt: Just myself
Jessica: Oh ,so you're a virgin? Oh well, big whoop. So what?

I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.

Sam [to Tommy]

You don't have the stockholder syndrome do you?

Jason

I got your rug all wet.

Eric [after killing a werewolf]

Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?

Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.

Pam [as she's feeding on a loud fangbanger]

Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.

Jason

Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.

I'm a gay vampire American and I love you, Jason Stackhouse.

Steve

True Blood Quotes

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

I love the smell of nail polish in the morning

Jason

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes