Popular True Blood Quotes
I don't know if God is on board for this.Arlene
Pam: Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah.
Fuck you, you uncle tom! Yeah, I said it!Tara
Summer: I'm just kidding; I'm not a vampire like your last girlfriend.
This is bullshit. Listen, bitch, I don't have time for this. Fix my maker.Pam
Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.
Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.
Jason: Look, Gran, I am the man in this family.
Gran: You are a man in this family, but I am the oldest person here and this is my house. You better respect me boy.
Bill: Actually, I'm the oldest person here
Let's fuck for fuck's sake.Jason
You're about to get deader, dead ass mother fucker.Cooter
Not even you believe that.Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam
Have you seen Jason's butt? When it's rock hard, you could chip a fang on it.Jessica