Popular True Blood Quotes
Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weaponLorena [to Sookie]
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.Sookie
Tara: So basically I'm your slave.
Pam: Pretty much.
He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.Tommy
Just shut the f*%k up and die please.Russell
Kidnapper 1: That's gay.
Kidnapper 2: And playing with your titties in a car full of guys isn't?
Sarah: I think that after all your trials, heart ache and pain. God wants you to have a reward
Jason: You sure?
Sarah: Let me reward you, Jason. Let me help you find your way back to joy
I've no interest in being the new Packmaster. Or eating the old one.Alcide
When you dream of me, dream of nice things.Eric
Bye, I'm just going to quietly slip into a comma.Sookie
I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.Lafayette