Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

I don't know if God is on board for this.

Arlene

Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon

Lorena [to Sookie]

Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

Arlene, I want to marry you. And together we will surround that baby with more love than it can handle.

Terry

Sookie: Jason, this would be one of those times to use your head.
Jason: Oh, I am. This here is the war I've been training for.

I care about very few people in this world. A small handful of vampires and you.

Eric

In my heart I am still a creature of light, but when darkness falls....

Warlow

Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done fall right off his cracker.

Sam's mother

Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.

Fuck you, you uncle tom! Yeah, I said it!

Tara

True Blood Quotes

Everyone I love leaves, everything I touch dies, so forgive me if I don't share your faith in my lord.

Pam

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes