Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weapon

Lorena [to Sookie]

Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.

For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

Sookie

Tara: So basically I'm your slave.
Pam: Pretty much.

He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.

Tommy

Just shut the f*%k up and die please.

Russell

Kidnapper 1: That's gay.
Kidnapper 2: And playing with your titties in a car full of guys isn't?

Sarah: I think that after all your trials, heart ache and pain. God wants you to have a reward
Jason: You sure?
Sarah: Let me reward you, Jason. Let me help you find your way back to joy

I've no interest in being the new Packmaster. Or eating the old one.

Alcide

When you dream of me, dream of nice things.

Eric

Bye, I'm just going to quietly slip into a comma.

Sookie

I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.

Lafayette

True Blood Quotes

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago

Pam

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes