Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
General: How?
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.

I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.

Sam

J.D.: You're way too pretty to not be stupid.
Rikki: Yeah? What's your excuse?

Sook, say something. You brain damaged?

Jason

Take your pants off cowboy I'll show you what a real were-bitch can do.

Rikki

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

There's a town consensus about what kind of girl I am... they call me a danger whore.

Sookie

Eric: I've tried trusting, I've tried sharing and it's just not fucking working for me. Now are you with me or not?
Pam: Oh I am so fucking with you.

And I'm here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days knows where we're coming from.

Steve Newlin

All I gotta do is marry my half-brother and let him breed me until I'm old or dead.

Crystal

Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?

Pam

(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.

Kidnapper

True Blood Quotes

Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.

Eric [to Bill]

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes