Popular True Blood Quotes
Amy: Hey you. Listen, are you alright?
Sookie: Sometimes I wish I smoked, so you could sneak outside without anybody knowing something's wrong with you
Sam [about Bill]: Can't you see what he's like? How can you even think about being with him?
Sookie: Sam, my living room is wrecked! I've got a killer, a vampire and a shapeshifter on my plate. Right about now I'm not thinkin' about being with anybody!
Sam: Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!
Sookie: They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one
Hoyt: I ain't never done it... with a girl I mean
Jessica: What have you done it with?
Hoyt: Just myself
Jessica: Oh ,so you're a virgin? Oh well, big whoop. So what?
I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.Sam [to Tommy]
You don't have the stockholder syndrome do you?Jason
I got your rug all wet.Eric [after killing a werewolf]
Sookie: I didn't say yes.
Jessica: You rejected him?
Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.Pam [as she's feeding on a loud fangbanger]
Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.Jason
Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.
I'm a gay vampire American and I love you, Jason Stackhouse.Steve