Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.

The only way to show your love for a human is to stay away forever.

Lorena

I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.

Jason

I'll take a shower now, unless you care to join me.

Bill

All I gotta do is marry my half-brother and let him breed me until I'm old or dead.

Crystal

Respectfully Martha, your sone doesn't have a grave cause you all ate him.

Alcide

Sookie: And... you and Diane dated?
Bill: We had sex once, just after she was made a vampire in the late 1930's.
Sookie: What? Gross. Bill, she so... they're all so...
Bill: Evil. Yes, they are. They share a nest and when vampires share a nest, they become more cruel, more vicious. They become laws unto themselves. Whereas vampires such as I, who live alone are much more likely to hang on to some semblance of our former humanity

We procreate because we want to not because some di-khead dipped in afterbirth told us to.

Pam

Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.

Lafayette

I lived around a lot of places and Bon Temps is the only place I ever really felt safe.

Sam

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!

Pam

Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?

True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes