You know in person she looks like vanilla pudding

Sookie [about Sarah]

Are you a coward, or are you just lazy?

Bill [to Russell]

You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, fuck and kill each and every single one of you.

Pam

Tara [about Maryann]: So, collecting stray black people. That some kind of hobby of hers?
Eggs: She's right about you. You are funny.
Tara: Oh, yeah? What else she tell you about me?
Eggs: She said you crashed your car with a gallon of whiskey in your lap.
Tara: It was vodka. Really cheap vodka

Bill: Tara, you are safe here. You have to do exactly as I say
Tara: I am not your fucking slave girl
Lafayette: If there ever there was a time to listen to a white man, Tara, this is it

For more than a thousand years the world has been my oyster... I've lost my taste for oysters Pam.

Eric

Jason: But I can't get you out of my head. You probably hear that a lot don't you.
Eric: For a thousand years, only twice have I felt it in return.

I feel more love, I feel more acceptance in this hate group than I ever felt in church.

Hoyt

Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.

Lafayette

I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.

Sam

Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?

Sookie

Even as the cure, you're still the fucking problem.

Sookie [to Sarah]

True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

I don't speak techie!

Eric

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes