Lettie Mae: If only Miss Jeanette was still alive.
Lafayette [about Tara]: She don't need no backwards witch. She needs Thorazine and padded cell

I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.

Summer

Arlene: I want you to promise me smoethin', okay?
Sookie: Okay.
Arlene: Someday, if I ever find another man, I want you to look inside his head and tell me everything that's in there.
Sookie: Uh... Arlene, it doesn't really work that way.
Arlene: Promise me, okay? Cause I have the worst taste in men

Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret.

Eric

Well hey there sugar boo boo. Now what is you doing here at yo place of work? Cause I know it ain't work.

Lafayette

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

If you're worried about me seeing you naked, I have seen boy parts before and water ain't exactly opaque

Daphne [to Sam who's nervous about getting out of the water after skinny dipping]

Steve: On the final day of reckoning we'll see who goes to heaven and who goes to hell
Jason: I reckon I've already been to heaven... it was inside your wife

Sarah: Jason, I thought I loved Steve, but I never even knew what love was until you just showed me
Jason: Wow, that's uh.. intense

Hey, Tara, see how fast I type "motherfucker." Cool, right?

Franklin

Pull over...pleeeease.

Eric

True Blood Quotes

Fangs? You're such boys.

Russell

Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?

Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes