I don't know if God is on board for this.


Eric: What?
Pam: Blah, blah... vampire emergency. Blah.

Fuck you, you uncle tom! Yeah, I said it!


Summer: I'm just kidding; I'm not a vampire like your last girlfriend.
Hoyt: Girlfriend?

This is bullshit. Listen, bitch, I don't have time for this. Fix my maker.


Sookie: I hate to be morbid but you think she's got any fingerprints left?
Jason: It's not necessary. Sometimes not being clever makes you a good detective.
Andy: This is a Starbucks card.

Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.

Jason: Look, Gran, I am the man in this family.
Gran: You are a man in this family, but I am the oldest person here and this is my house. You better respect me boy.
Bill: Actually, I'm the oldest person here

Let's fuck for fuck's sake.


You're about to get deader, dead ass mother fucker.


Not even you believe that.

Eric; It's just a bar Pam Pam

Have you seen Jason's butt? When it's rock hard, you could chip a fang on it.


True Blood Quotes

I can eat who I want.


I ain't Gmail for dead bitches.


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes