True Blood

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I'm wearing a Walmart sweatsuit for ya'll. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit I don't know what is.

Pam

Bill: We can pray.
Alcide: Werewolf and a vampire? Who's gonna listen?

Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done fall right off his cracker.

Sam's mother

I can tell you're a sexual person, Hoyt Fortenberry... I know God wants girls to wait, but I'm right about you.

Summer

I really like you Hoyt and I really want you to taste my biscuits.

Summer

Every time I keep looking at you two I see big ole bullet holes in your heads.

Jason

I'm trade you the red one for the blonde one.

Russell [to Bill]

Mine is the true face of vampires!

Russell

Fangs are basically like twin hard-ons.

Jason

Well I hate to break it to you Violet, but I'm a modern man. I think and I feel. And I'm still a bad ass motherfucker of a warrior.

Jason

Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?

Sookie

Oh I love a good execution.

Bill
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True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes