Tara: If I did work here..
Sam: It would take any time before you went off on somebody. I don't want to drive my customers away.
Tara: I only go off on stupid people.
Sam: Most of my customers are stupid people

Fuck you, you uncle tom! Yeah, I said it!


Lettie Mae: If only Miss Jeanette was still alive.
Lafayette [about Tara]: She don't need no backwards witch. She needs Thorazine and padded cell

I love the smell of nail polish in the morning


"Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."

Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]

Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!

Sarah Newlin

Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?


Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.

They're not men, they're monsters. And Bill ain't any different than the rest of them.


Sarah: I think that after all your trials, heart ache and pain. God wants you to have a reward
Jason: You sure?
Sarah: Let me reward you, Jason. Let me help you find your way back to joy

Work with me, Alcide. It gets easier.


True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.


I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!


True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes