Popular True Blood Quotes
Bill: Roman is no longer with us.
Eric: He couldn't get with the program so he had to go.
I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.Sam
J.D.: You're way too pretty to not be stupid.
Rikki: Yeah? What's your excuse?
Sook, say something. You brain damaged?Jason
Take your pants off cowboy I'll show you what a real were-bitch can do.Rikki
Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.
There's a town consensus about what kind of girl I am... they call me a danger whore.Sookie
Eric: I've tried trusting, I've tried sharing and it's just not fucking working for me. Now are you with me or not?
Pam: Oh I am so fucking with you.
And I'm here to tell you, Jesus loves vampires. I mean, anyone who's been dead for three days knows where we're coming from.Steve Newlin
All I gotta do is marry my half-brother and let him breed me until I'm old or dead.Crystal
Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?Pam
(to Bill) How bout you just call us the f**k you crew.Kidnapper