You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.


He's not the man I thought he was. You're not being trained to defend us. He wants to use you to start a war. He's vicious and he's cruel, and he uses the C word. And he lies to me, Jason. Our marriage has always been a partnership, and now he's shutting me out

Sarah [about Steve]

He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.


At what point does the guy whose house keeps getting hit by a tornado call it a day?


Sook meet Violet, she's European.


We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.


People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.


Bill: Tara, you are safe here. You have to do exactly as I say
Tara: I am not your fucking slave girl
Lafayette: If there ever there was a time to listen to a white man, Tara, this is it

Jessica: I live on human blood, and I'm not gonna stop.
Hoyt: Drink me.

You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.


Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to time

Lafayette [after reciting a prayer]

Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?


True Blood Quotes

Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.

Will you be my vampire bride?

Franklin [to Tara]

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes