Popular True Blood Quotes
Fangs? You're such boys.Russell
I don't know if God is on board for this.Arlene
Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.
Did you know your boyfriend hit me over the head with a 52 inch plasma television earlier tonight? Everyone says they're so thin and light, but let me tell you, when wielded properly, they're quite a weaponLorena [to Sookie]
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Arlene, I want to marry you. And together we will surround that baby with more love than it can handle.Terry
Sookie: Jason, this would be one of those times to use your head.
Jason: Oh, I am. This here is the war I've been training for.
I care about very few people in this world. A small handful of vampires and you.Eric
In my heart I am still a creature of light, but when darkness falls....Warlow
Sometimes I think that boy's cheese done fall right off his cracker.Sam's mother
Pam: You can dish it out, but you sure can't take it, can you Magister?
â€¨Eric: Let's see how this plays out Pam, you can always taunt later.
Fuck you, you uncle tom! Yeah, I said it!Tara