Popular True Blood Quotes
You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me.Jason
He's not the man I thought he was. You're not being trained to defend us. He wants to use you to start a war. He's vicious and he's cruel, and he uses the C word. And he lies to me, Jason. Our marriage has always been a partnership, and now he's shutting me outSarah [about Steve]
He's little league. You're a smoking hot vampire. You're the Majors.Tommy
At what point does the guy whose house keeps getting hit by a tornado call it a day?Sam
Sook meet Violet, she's European.Jason
We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.Lafayette
People don't change. They just find new ways to lie.Alcide
Bill: Tara, you are safe here. You have to do exactly as I say
Tara: I am not your fucking slave girl
Lafayette: If there ever there was a time to listen to a white man, Tara, this is it
Jessica: I live on human blood, and I'm not gonna stop.
Hoyt: Drink me.
You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.Sam
Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we still don't talk time to timeLafayette [after reciting a prayer]
Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?Sookie